Please Oh Please

So tomorrow he's back.
Like JAWS.
Like Eddie Murphey
Like Steve Urkel
Like Freddie.
Like summer vacation is over.

He will be back in the office to tell me thumbs
Up
Or
Down
As to whether or not I am accepted into the Two-Year Interpreter Educator Program.

Oh sigh. I hope someone drops out. I hope someone gets stressed out. I hope someone's cat gets sick.

Ok, no I don't. Not really. Not this time, for reals!

I just want them to accept me!!!!!! Let me in, let me in! I'll do a good job. I work hard. I get e erything done (last minute). I'm friendly and work well wit-
No I don't.

But Im a good leader!

Please oh please oh please let me be accepted.

Amen

- Beamed from my Soul Phone